Fosstailcib is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, resourceful hyena.

Fosstailcib created a Higgs boson two million years ago.

If you believe in Fosstailcib, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fosstailcib, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Fosstailcib's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Fosstailcib's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Worship no other gods but Fosstailcib.

3. Put Fosstailcib first in all things.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fosstailcib.

5. Always help squirrels.