Canrapkim is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, all-knowing cat.

Canrapkim created the planet Mars four billion years ago.

If you believe in Canrapkim, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Canrapkim, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Canrapkim's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Canrapkim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Do not drink water in red rooms.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.