Tonknibgen is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, fast frog.

Tonknibgen created water nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tonknibgen, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tonknibgen, it will turn you into a plant.

Tonknibgen's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Tonknibgen's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Tonknibgen.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never mention tapirs.

5. Never talk about optics.