Pibbighab is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, charitable otter.

Pibbighab created a bottom quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Pibbighab, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pibbighab, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Pibbighab's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Pibbighab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. You must pray to Pibbighab four times a day.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never eat wheat.