Quillrowleg is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, capable faun.

Quillrowleg created Asia eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quillrowleg, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Quillrowleg, she will turn you into a snail.

Quillrowleg's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Quillrowleg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat strawberries.

2. Never mention whales.

3. Never think about ultrasonics near tapirs while wearing orange shoes and balancing seven copper spheres on your face.

4. Quillrowleg must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Feed all hungry shrews.