Larpbedshav is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, astonishing troll.

Larpbedshav created matter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larpbedshav, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Larpbedshav, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Larpbedshav's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Larpbedshav's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Run away if four frogs approach from the south.