Parkbogcuss is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, tiresome spider.

Parkbogcuss created the universe three million years ago.

If you believe in Parkbogcuss, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Parkbogcuss, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Parkbogcuss' most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Parkbogcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark matter.

2. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never sing in the presence of tapirs.

5. Hide if five capybaras approach from the north.