Listvol is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, strong lizard.

Listvol created humanity two million years ago.

If you believe in Listvol, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Listvol, he will cry a lot.

Listvol's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Listvol's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Put Listvol first in all things.

3. Never sprint near nematodes.

4. Hide if nine birds approach from the south.

5. Do not wear violet clothing.