Fidsinquaf is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, loving finch.

Fidsinquaf created the universe seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fidsinquaf, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fidsinquaf, it will curse you with boils.

Fidsinquaf's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Fidsinquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Fidsinquaf loves turtles, so they must be respected.

2. Never think about dark energy near pigs while wearing magenta jumpers and balancing four gold spheres on your head.

3. Do not wear titanium on your body.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Do not trade with those who eat beans.