Nellyakcab is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, boastful cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Nellyakcab created the Cigar Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nellyakcab, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nellyakcab, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Nellyakcab's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Nellyakcab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Nellyakcab on top of all buildings.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Never look in ponds.