Dagveenmob is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, irritating shark.

Dagveenmob created the planet Jupiter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dagveenmob, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dagveenmob, he will boil you in a big pot.

Dagveenmob's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Dagveenmob's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. You must love Dagveenmob.

4. You must pray to Dagveenmob eight times a day.

5. Never talk about fire.