Teenvonkgof Gumnibnul is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, vain mouse.

Teenvonkgof Gumnibnul created snails eight million years ago.

If you believe in Teenvonkgof Gumnibnul, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Teenvonkgof Gumnibnul, it will destroy your favourite star.

Teenvonkgof Gumnibnul's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Teenvonkgof Gumnibnul's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Teenvonkgof Gumnibnul five times a day.

2. Do not kill swans.

3. Never talk about quantum gravity.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always treat manatees with great respect.