Sug Benmadcuss is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, temperamental horse.

Sug Benmadcuss created a top quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sug Benmadcuss, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sug Benmadcuss, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Sug Benmadcuss' most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Sug Benmadcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about eagles.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never talk about dark matter near snails while wearing blue tights.