Vanvadfet is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, pitiless capybara.

Vanvadfet created the planet Venus two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vanvadfet, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vanvadfet, it will manifest in front of you.

Vanvadfet's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Vanvadfet's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Never eat aubergines.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Fast once a month.