Misjamster is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, unselfish cow.

Misjamster created the Sol system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Misjamster, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Misjamster, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Misjamster's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Misjamster's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark matter near sheep while wearing purple stockings and balancing five aluminium spheres on your hands.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Misjamster.

4. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.

5. You must pray to Misjamster four times a day.