Sinbafwap is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, thoughtless mongoose.

Sinbafwap created Europe three million years ago.

If you believe in Sinbafwap, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sinbafwap, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Sinbafwap's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Sinbafwap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Sinbafwap's name in vain.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sinbafwap.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never feed rice to cats while wearing shorts.