Yamsadfed Dimvegweg is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, awe-inspiring swallow.

Yamsadfed Dimvegweg created a top quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Yamsadfed Dimvegweg, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yamsadfed Dimvegweg, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Yamsadfed Dimvegweg's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Yamsadfed Dimvegweg's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never think about special relativity.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics near manatees while wearing orange shoes.