Quartsadhab is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, impressive wolf.

Quartsadhab created the Virgo Supercluster six million years ago.

If you believe in Quartsadhab, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Quartsadhab, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Quartsadhab's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Quartsadhab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not take Quartsadhab's name in vain.

5. Always stare at clouds.