Wiphadwegnul is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, fussy otter.

Wiphadwegnul created oxygen seven million years ago.

If you believe in Wiphadwegnul, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Wiphadwegnul, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Wiphadwegnul's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Wiphadwegnul's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Put Wiphadwegnul first in all things.

4. Never hurt cats.

5. Do not drink water in pink rooms.