Gennartran is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, wise unicorn.

Gennartran created the Andromeda Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gennartran, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gennartran, she will strike you with lightening.

Gennartran's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Gennartran's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gennartran.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Never think about enzymes.
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