Legflapnarl Zanwothogbod is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, staggering squid.

Legflapnarl Zanwothogbod created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Legflapnarl Zanwothogbod, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Legflapnarl Zanwothogbod, it will be very sad.

Legflapnarl Zanwothogbod's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Legflapnarl Zanwothogbod's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Erect eight silicon sculptures of Legflapnarl Zanwothogbod on top of important buildings.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.

4. Never think about optics.

5. Never feed melons to manatees while wearing dresses.