Fatjipdapjip is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, selfish wyvern.

Fatjipdapjip created the planet Earth five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fatjipdapjip, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Fatjipdapjip, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Fatjipdapjip's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Fatjipdapjip's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not speak about oranges.

3. Never talk about thermodynamics near sheep while wearing orange stockings.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not commit murder.