Ligbastfit is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, ruthless mongoose.

Ligbastfit created the universe seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Ligbastfit, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Ligbastfit, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Ligbastfit's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Ligbastfit's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always help sick mice.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never hurt snails.