Gebcadsas Nillsagkan is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, impressive monkey.

Gebcadsas Nillsagkan created dark energy four million years ago.

If you believe in Gebcadsas Nillsagkan, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gebcadsas Nillsagkan, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Gebcadsas Nillsagkan's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Gebcadsas Nillsagkan's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always obey Gebcadsas Nillsagkan's priests.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not speak about rice.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.