Wipcidcar is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, passionate chinchilla.

Wipcidcar created the Tadpole Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wipcidcar, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Wipcidcar, he will manifest in front of you.

Wipcidcar's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Wipcidcar's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat moths with great respect.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not kill otters.

4. Never wear brown dresses.

5. Never talk about shrews.