Bepdaparf is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, humane deer.

Bepdaparf created Europe six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bepdaparf, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bepdaparf, she will laugh at you.

Bepdaparf's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Bepdaparf's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sheep.

2. Never feed nuts to capybaras while wearing dresses.

3. Great tits are not to be trusted.

4. Never sprint in the presence of hamsters.

5. Never eat turnips.