Dunjip is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, witless dragonfly.

Dunjip created dark matter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dunjip, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dunjip, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Dunjip's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Dunjip's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not wear silver on your body.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Retreat if three shrews approach from the east.

5. Never wear shirts.