Nuttpopdubzak is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, overgenerous mouse.

Nuttpopdubzak created an up quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttpopdubzak, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nuttpopdubzak, she will turn you into a tree.

Nuttpopdubzak's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Nuttpopdubzak's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not wear white clothing.

3. Always help sick otters.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.