Gomjigflab Hitcibpod is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, stupid faun.

Gomjigflab Hitcibpod created life six million years ago.

If you believe in Gomjigflab Hitcibpod, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gomjigflab Hitcibpod, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Gomjigflab Hitcibpod's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Gomjigflab Hitcibpod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear fawn clothing.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never bounce near dogs.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.