Quillidspag is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, boastful centipede.

Quillidspag created the Andromeda Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Quillidspag, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Quillidspag, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Quillidspag's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Quillidspag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt ducks.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Never eat bananas.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always treat shrews with great respect.