Rilquimmid is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, capable mink.

Rilquimmid created the Tadpole Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilquimmid, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rilquimmid, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Rilquimmid's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Rilquimmid's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Feed all hungry bats.

3. Do not speak about cherries.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.