Mumpop is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, calm rat.

Mumpop created the Sunflower Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mumpop, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Mumpop, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Mumpop's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Mumpop's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not take Mumpop's name in vain.

3. Always help hamsters.

4. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Mumpop in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never look in ponds.