Hakcubkon is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, smart sheep.

Hakcubkon created the Tadpole Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hakcubkon, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hakcubkon, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Hakcubkon's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Hakcubkon's Holy Commandments

1. Geese are not to be trusted.

2. Always wear pink.

3. Retreat if seven pigs approach from the south.

4. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics near cats while wearing gray trousers and balancing five silver spheres on your arms.