Yatflabgup is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, ruthless fox.

Yatflabgup created gold four million years ago.

If you believe in Yatflabgup, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yatflabgup, it will turn you into a plant.

Yatflabgup's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Yatflabgup's Holy Commandments

1. Always help geese.

2. Learn five new languages a year.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never look at black holes.