Migmotfag Pombarnmum is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, witless finch.

Migmotfag Pombarnmum created the planet Jupiter five million years ago.

If you believe in Migmotfag Pombarnmum, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Migmotfag Pombarnmum, she will not care at all.

Migmotfag Pombarnmum's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Migmotfag Pombarnmum's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about spacetime near otters while wearing cyan kilts.

2. Migmotfag Pombarnmum loves ducks, so they must be respected.

3. Never feed strawberries to capybaras while wearing green trousers.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Migmotfag Pombarnmum.

5. Do not covet oxen.