Busmislip is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, impressive centipede.

Busmislip created the Whirlpool Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Busmislip, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Busmislip, she will turn you into a mouse.

Busmislip's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Busmislip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. You must never eat figs.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Busmislip in the centre of the settlement.