Rillsterbid is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, smart hydra.

Rillsterbid created humanity three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rillsterbid, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Rillsterbid, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Rillsterbid's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Rillsterbid's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. You must never eat bananas.

4. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never talk about fire.