Dibjopdun is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, caring gnu.

Dibjopdun created a charm quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibjopdun, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dibjopdun, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Dibjopdun's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Dibjopdun's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into fawn rooms.

2. You must love Dibjopdun.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.