Queegfubster is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, compassionate shark.

Queegfubster created the planet Earth six billion years ago.

If you believe in Queegfubster, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Queegfubster, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Queegfubster's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Queegfubster's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick ducks.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Queegfubster.

4. Worship no other gods but Queegfubster.

5. Never think about archaea.