Rakbompag is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, passionate hedgehog.

Rakbompag created bats six billion years ago.

If you believe in Rakbompag, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rakbompag, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Rakbompag's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Rakbompag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep nine doves in a large pit.

2. You must pray to Rakbompag six times a day.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never feed lots of tomatoes to monkeys while wearing magenta tights.

5. Never talk about stars.