Rillwig is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, self-confident tortoise.

Rillwig created Africa two years ago.

If you believe in Rillwig, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rillwig, he will turn you into a goat.

Rillwig's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Rillwig's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Never mention birds.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never write about fluid mechanics.