Pomwatomt is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, all-knowing dingo.

Pomwatomt created humankind three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pomwatomt, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Pomwatomt, she will turn you into a snail.

Pomwatomt's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Pomwatomt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never feed lots of peanuts to whales while wearing green hats.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not shave your chest.