Febhinnill Fidfumpod is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, boastful goat.

Febhinnill Fidfumpod created the Whirlpool Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Febhinnill Fidfumpod, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Febhinnill Fidfumpod, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Febhinnill Fidfumpod's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Febhinnill Fidfumpod's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Febhinnill Fidfumpod.

2. Always wear green.

3. Always obey Febhinnill Fidfumpod's priests.

4. You must pray to Febhinnill Fidfumpod eight times a day.

5. Never think about chromosomes.