Mifcussfid is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, benevolent beaver.

Mifcussfid created the solar system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Mifcussfid, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Mifcussfid, she will turn you into a goat.

Mifcussfid's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Mifcussfid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

3. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

4. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Feed all hungry pigs.