Ominfigpandim is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, conceited naga.

Ominfigpandim created vertebrates two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ominfigpandim, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Ominfigpandim, she will turn you into a rat.

Ominfigpandim's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Ominfigpandim's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from indigo bats, for they are unholy.

2. Ominfigpandim loves birds, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. You must pray to Ominfigpandim three times a day.

5. Do not wear tin on your body.