Begcanmobdun is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, dishonest frog.

Begcanmobdun created a charm quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Begcanmobdun, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Begcanmobdun, she will turn you into a duck.

Begcanmobdun's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Begcanmobdun's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Begcanmobdun.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never eat beans.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Begcanmobdun in the centre of the settlement.