Weeyim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, omnipotent lizard.

Weeyim created the Cigar Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weeyim, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Weeyim, it will turn you into a mole.

Weeyim's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Weeyim's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always help manatees in need.

3. Never think about gravity near shrews while wearing orange shirts and balancing six lead spheres on your arms.

4. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never skip near nematodes.