Likflancemmiljophim is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, fussy mink.

Likflancemmiljophim created the Small Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Likflancemmiljophim, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Likflancemmiljophim, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Likflancemmiljophim's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Likflancemmiljophim's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Likflancemmiljophim in the centre of the settlement.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never eat bananas.

5. Do not speak about figs.