Ditcar is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, intelligent goat.

Ditcar created bats nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ditcar, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ditcar, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Ditcar's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Ditcar's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always help sick hamsters.

3. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Ditcar on top of all buildings.

4. You must never eat tomatoes.

5. Never talk about dark matter near shrews while wearing red shirts.