Quafzanmap is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, selfish raven.

Quafzanmap created humankind three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quafzanmap, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Quafzanmap, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Quafzanmap's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Quafzanmap's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat geese with great respect.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never write about fluid mechanics.

4. You must pray to Quafzanmap five times a day.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Quafzanmap.